you know you're retired when...

...each of you has fifty different harley davidson t-shirts from all of your trips around the country and you still manage to come out dressed in the exact same one.

dad: "hey, wait", as he stops mom in the hallway and turns her towards him.
mom: "i had mine on first."
dad: "is it from (insert said destination)? oh, yup, i'll go change."
mom: laughs in amusement
dad: "you'd think out of fifty harley shirts, we wouldn't dress the same."

yup, dad, you would think.