give me gumption

as i sift through soiled socks and questionable questionables today, i am coveting the prayer of bob the tomato and larry the cucumber:

"give me umption in my gumption
help me function, function, function
give me umption in my gumption
i pray.
give me umption in my gumption
help me function, function, function
help me function 'til the break of day."

thanks, boys, for sharing your heart with us through your silly songs.