all in.

this kid had no reservations. anyone could read his bluff. none of this, "eww...i can't get my fingers dirty" or "you want me to smear this all over my face? you've got to be kidding." oh yeah, that was my child who distinctively shot me that look when it was her first birthday. thaaat's riiight.

little mikey's party was a total blast. jessa was just in seventh heaven knowing she had free access to chips and juice boxes. what genius to have a summer party. where was i when we were conceiving jessa and miley? missed the memo on that one. it's so convenient to have outside-park parties where little angels can devour their food and not ruin carpets or couches. let's not forget the chaotic zipping from here to there with sugar levels on the fritz. and then there's the crash...

crazy as it is, miley's the one who's been sleeping it off all day. she came home, went to bed...slept until 7 this morning, ate, went back to sleep until 12:30 in the afternoon. and she's sleeping as we speak. again. either someone snuck her a piece of chocolate cake when i wasn't watching or...